Thursday, July 21, 2005

Great Power

As I was driving toward home this afternoon I passed a church that has out front one of those message boards. I'm not fond of these message boards but this one had something really profound to proclaim.

The task in front is never as great as the power behind.

Wow! Now I got to thinking... I really need to get me one of these power behinds. I mean, I only have one of these old model, manual behinds. Don't get me wrong, my manual behind is great! -- if by "great" you mean "large". My butt shelf is developing nicely... soon you will be able to set your drink on it, if you happen to be stuck in line behind me, and my behind.

So I might have to visit this church. Sounds like they really have something going here. I'm so glad they advertised it on their sign.

5 comments:

jeffmacsimus said...

Oh, Gloria... hahahaha! I dang near fell out of my chair -- I went straight to that place, too... a power behind.. is that like a power window or lock or seat. Apparently, it's more labor-saving than that, though, since no task is too formidable.

Girl, you rule.

Grandma and Grandpa Benson said...

I love it when you think out loud!

pearl said...

Great sign! I drive by a church each morning that has pretty clever tag lines sometimes.

The power behind/power butt thing made me laugh!

Alice in Wonderland said...

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that after writing a long, difficult blog.

Jaime G said...

You rock!! Thank you for the laugh, maybe I can get some blog courage up again!!
Thanks